It's OFFICIAL

[jluchau]

http://www.palacefightingchampionship.com/sNews15/home/h1rhino-returns-to-lemoore-to-face-the-painh1/

[FUnews]

Thanks J, heads up everyone, plan to here from "The Rhino" & Phil "The Pain" Collins. on this coming Sundays June 15,2008 "The Neutral Corner" Talk Radio show, on www.MMAnews.tk or www.FUnews.net. More info on times to follow.

[Christian]

Can't wait to hear what the guys have to say..and Chris I'm always available as well! This fight, this show, this event, will forever change the landscape of MMA in Central California!!

[FUnews]

Hell ya, will this sunday work for you? If so, lets blow this thing up.

Thanks
Chris.

[fighter girl]

So,,,,,,,You're always available Christian???? I will have to keep that in mind:D

[Christian]

Chris yeah bro..just lemme know the time and number.

[mmanews.tk]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

[FUnews]

Thanks Christian, call in at 8:30pm Sunday June 15, call in 646- 200-0254.
should be fun.
Thanks again.
Chris.

[Christian]

Will do. Talk to you then bro.

[Jacob Jeff]

Ok here is a way for someone to win 2 tickets to the next PFC in July. I just had to do this cause Christian is my boy and I cant pass up an oppertunity to mess with him lol. Who ever can come up with the best caption for his picture in the Neutral Corner Ad I will toss in 2 tickets for the PFC 9 Show July 18th. The winner will be announced during the show I will call in and announce whos caption I thought was best.

[Magnumxl]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

CAPTION................, " I just need to lose one more pound and I will be down to 305!"

[Christian]

haha..I love it..lets go folks make em good..

[samurai]

"despite previous rumors I only slept with her ONE time people"!!!

[Jacob Jeff]

LMAO Thats what Im talking about guys, good stuff keep them coming

[samurai]

I'm bored playing pokerstars tournys.

"And god himself shall rain down his vengance and anger upon ye who doubt my faith"

[Hit Boy]

"Jacob Jeff is Da man"

[THE PAIN]

"phil Your #1 In My Book!!"

[fighter girl]

I can't believe Kanklekiller hasn't posted anything for this yet, he is so funny I know he is gonna win. Meanwhile lemme think of a good one. (while i have a chance)

[TOSH]

"Phil will be cleared for this fight as soon as I finish his body cavity exam."

[Jacob Jeff]

"You can only get screwed by Zuffa 1 time before you need to do things on your own, 8.5 Shows later we are #1"

My captions dont count I just thought that one was cool and Tosh that was wrong bro lmao

[bro]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg


"I just had a meeting with Jacob Jeff, smell my finger!"

[Christian]

omg..you folks are crazy, and funny..this is hilarious..Love it.

[bro]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

"I have more talent in this finger then other promoters have in their entire bodies"

[reverend]

" Lets Get One Thing Straight, I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!!!!"

[napalm]

" look at the size of this booger"

[bro]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

"This finger has lasted longer then four hours, I am seeking medical attention"

[PFCFAN08]

[QUOTE=bro;7340]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

"Phil Collins, You're FIRED!!!"

[napalm]

[QUOTE=bro;7340]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg



"i can only handle this many more hitboy threads"

[THE PAIN]

Napalm Just Won The Tix With That One!!!...lol

Ptp

[Ruger]

"finger licking good!' licks lips...Phil in the pic...

[napalm]

Napalm Just Won The Tix With That One!!!...lol

Ptp

I should get 2 tix anyway but i will take the victory

[Hit Boy]

" hit boy...i giving you just one more chance at tha dragon....than phil collins..than napalm..than....."

[napalm]

" 1 minute thats all i need and it will be the best 1 minute of your life..Phil"

[Kanklekiller]

OK, you guys suck, here's 17 off the top of my head... some good, some bad.

17. Hey Monica, this cigar wiggles, and I won't make a mess on your dress!

16. Big mouth hungry, can I have ONE smurf?

15. Watch carefully now, as I make HB's career disapear.

14. This is how I type.

13. Hitboy, I was really gonna call you back but my giant fingers were too big to press the buttons on the tiny phone, so you have to wait till next time for a rematch with Kenny.

12. This is why my nostrils are so large, ok!

11. Two girls ONE cup!

10. Pull my finger!

9. "I am not an Animal"

8. My signature move, the oil check (With Tobasco sauce).

7. Oooh, It Smells like fish

6. My fingers got a woof cookie.

5. The Palace, in conjunction with the PFC, will be offering free prostrate gland checks, performed by none other than Christian Printup.

4. This is how I stole your girlfriend...

3. Due to the rising costs of Oil, I will check yours for free!

2. Edward Penis Hands has nothing on me

1. This is why I'm washed outta Proctology school.

[napalm]

[QUOTE=bro;7332]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg


QUOTE]

" this is how many well placed knee's from Ento is all it took"

[jluchau]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

Phil —*"Damn, Christian is kinda sexy"

Christian —*"Phil, we've had this conversation.... I'm straight bro."

[bro]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

"The one regret I have is that the slot director has a bigger office then I do, oh yea, he also has a closer parking space too. To be honest, I am pretty sure that he slept his way to the top!"

[Kanklekiller]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

Phil —*"Damn, Christian is kinda sexy"

Phil: But damm that giant finger hurt, I didn't see the Dirty Sanchez Clause in my contract, I'll fire my agent and make sure to read the fine print next time.

HB: I'm fine with that, just let me fight Kenny again... Dirty Sanchez's are cool, what ever it takes...

[Hit Boy]

" OK I NEED "1" CRAZY...OUT OF HIS MIND...FIGHTER WHO THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE IN HELL TO BEAT THE RHINO.." side note...atleast we all know phil the pain will bring the pain and give 100%..win lose or draw...or knock out..

"ok HB i will let the dragon out 1 more time if only you promise to stop texting me @ 2am in the morning"

[samurai]

"hey retard ya you in the front row.. I told you MY office is upstairs"

[Kanklekiller]

"Here, look, if I put a bad boy face sticker on my finger pad, It would look exactly like Cole."

"After having my finger amputated, the Dr.'s mistakenly attached Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo to my hand."

"1 fighter, if 1 fighter would make it thru a show without flaking out about somthing it make my life a hell of a lot easier."

"Arrhhgh, Arrhghh" Who knows, he was speaking in Wookie and calling the Millenium Falcon down to pick him up heavens gate cult style. (I can't believe I let him get away with looking like Chewbacca all these years and haven't given him shit about it? I"m slippin)

[reverend]

"ask not what the PFC can do for you, But what you can do for the PFC'
"Ok who's next in line for a wet willy"
"lets get one thing straight i am not gay"
"when i am elected president the first thing i will do is lower Gas prices"

[Kanklekiller]

"ask not what the PFC can do for you, But what you can do for the PFC'
"Ok who's next in line for a wet willy"
"lets get one thing straight i am not gay"
"when i am elected president the first thing i will do is lower Gas prices"

Reverend, its the third one on your list I think you transpossed, Christian's actual quote was, "Lets get one thing GAY, I'm NOT straight." (He was pointing to the Rainbow he had installed over the PFC ring) Which explained the look on PTP's face, and the fact that the "vicodin" Christian gave him had such a back reaction with the alcohol, causing a "MIB" memory erasing moment and he needed a wheelchair in the morining, like on white chicks. It also explains why HB calls him so much... (Imagine their love child, 1/2 wookie 1/2 Ewok and fatter/hairier than both)

[FUnews]

Chritian, give me a call, when you can.
559 308-9511
Thanks
Chris

[Magnumxl]

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg

"Afton phone home"

[Hit Boy]

"Just Mike, by the looks of the impression on your face, I can honestly say I bet that hurts"

[napalm]

" Just 1 person has tapped to a leg lock in a PFC ring"

[Kanklekiller]

"I have always done excellent work as a promoter, and even dating back to the WEC daysj. Well, except that once. But I only got taken advantage of ONE time, Just ONCE, and Mike Serr made out HUGE on that pay day. The UFC had Kimo, I had Mike. But just ONCE I tell you. And the Palace will finally quit deducting that from my check in 2020, when it is fully paid off."
Disclaimer: Troy Miller doesn't count, because enough people just wanted to watch him get his ass beat that it was worth it. Unfortunatly, he one ONCE.

[The Animal]

And the winner for the wing eating contest is........

just kidding.

this would look even better in person, (at the palace)


http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxlBsgIkm6k

[Christian]

These are great! I love this and think we should do more of this..you guys and gals are all hella funny and cool and i like the interraction here..and

as far as chicken wing eating contests..I'm down..remember I'm from the Buffalo area.I grew up with neighborhood bars having "$.10 cent wing nights!" me and my buddies would get a bucket of 100 each and a "few" pitchers of beer ;)

in other news I am proud to announce from Albuquerque< NM that Carina Moreno, my WBC 105 lb World Champion has successfully moved up in weight and captured the IBA and IFBA 108 lb titles tonight here at the Isleta Casino. Carina's fight opened up the "Finally" Pay Per View show tonight and she won a Unanimous decision over former Team USA stablemate Eileen Olsewslvski, with two judges scoring it 100-90, and another 97-93.

We are very proud of Carina and her team!

[MMARoyalty]

Caption.... It happened just once, How was i suppose to know she had an "adams apple"?

[napalm]

CAPTION................, " "

"God it was only once and i did not know she was a tranny until after"

[Hit Boy]

Disclaimer: Troy Miller doesn't count, because enough people just wanted to watch him get his ass beat that it was worth it. Unfortunatly, he one ONCE.

Troy and I have alot in common....

[Hit Boy]

" Only once has HIT BOY not made weight!!" So stop picking on him!!! damit!!"

[jluchau]

" Only once has HIT BOY not made weight!!" So stop picking on him!!! damit!!"

THIS ONE IS THE BEST ...

[MMARoyalty]

Caption...." If hitboy could only shut up for just once, i would never eat a cheetoo again in my life"

[BIGTRIP]

http://mmanews.smugmug.com/photos/296322394_gCPPb-S.jpg
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/mmanews/61508sunday.jpg
I ONLY WANTED 1 OF POPPIES CHETTOS

[bro]

Congrats to MAGNUMXL for winning the tix!

I think mine were far better!!! LOL

[napalm]

Congrats to MAGNUMXL for winning the tix!

I think mine were far better!!! LOL


What was the winner?

[bro]

What was the winner?

" I just need to lose one more pound and I will be down to 305!"


It was one of the first ones posted.