I Am Back Muthasuckas!

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

So Feel Free To Ask Any Questions And Rooker Youre Fat Elephant Ass Is Mine When I See You!

[Hit Boy]

Whats up, welcome back!

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

What Up Hit Boy Hows Things Going?

[jluchau]

No homo bro, but how are the jewels??? You healed up???

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Man I Am Super Human Of Course I Am Healed Just Sore For A Few Days But Started Training Again That Monday!

[Hit Boy]

Im cool just relaxing..easing back into camp. When u fightin again? Im fighting in May.... let me know if you need tixs..ill hook you up.maybe even throw a couple of HIT BOY shirts your way..Im honoring US ARMY going all out bro..I was able to get Shirts... pins.... hats.... all kinds of stuff for the fans...hit me up...

[jluchau]

Im cool just relaxing..easing back into camp. When u fightin again? Im fighting in May.... let me know if you need tixs..ill hook you up.maybe even throw a couple of HIT BOY shirts your way..Im honoring US ARMY going all out bro..I was able to get Shirts... pins.... hats.... all kinds of stuff for the fans...hit me up...

How much for the Dragon Slayer jacket?

And as far as pics, all I know about are the ones we have up on the home page.

[Randy Spence]

When are you fighting again Chris?

[Hit Boy]

The jacket i have...(the one ento wants ;has been askin me for ) i would be willing to give to you (ento) in trade for photos from the fight...i know clay has a bunch...lol....i tried getting in touch with the bee and they only have the ones for sale that thye posted online/paper...dam im sure someone out there has some photos...

if its for anyone else..they run $55.00..hit me up off line bro..u got my number...PEACE!!!!!

The jackt is safely hanging in fort knox..

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

What Up Randy I Am Fighting Whenever Jasper Tells Me So I Have No Clue I Just Show Up And Throw Hands!

[Kanklekiller]

So Feel Free To Ask Any Questions And Rooker Youre Fat Elephant Ass Is Mine When I See You!

Bring it on you skinny lil beeoootch!!!

[Hit Boy]

Hey Chris

I just got through waching your fight..i must say that your fight was the best fight of the night..i thought you were winning up to the point the fight was stopped..very good match up...toe to toe...thats what its all about....man that first knee lifted you about 3 ft off the ground!!..i liked the elbow u through in the first..i must say u def got some skills...i think a rematch is in order i think the fans would get a great fight. best fight of the night!!!!!

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Hit Boy Thanx For The Props As For A Rematch I Am Always Down But I Fight The Fights I Am Told To Fight So All That Is Up To My Management And The Lovely Matchmakers At The Palace. As For Rooker I Will Make Fun Of You Next Time I See You Till You Cry!

[Kanklekiller]

Kinda like when Lavar made you cry on the way to The Palace before some fights?

[jluchau]

The jacket i have...(the one ento wants ;has been askin me for ) i would be willing to give to you (ento) in trade for photos from the fight...i know clay has a bunch...lol....i tried getting in touch with the bee and they only have the ones for sale that thye posted online/paper...dam im sure someone out there has some photos...

if its for anyone else..they run $55.00..hit me up off line bro..u got my number...PEACE!!!!!

The jackt is safely hanging in fort knox..


I've got some photos on the way to me via email... :eek:

[Ruger]

Yo crazy white boy...whens the next fight party???
I'll make sure to call in sick for 2 days and get a cab to take me home later...as long as I'm allowed inside! Thats right, liver up boy!!!!

You fighting in the pma smoker in a week or two?

[Hit Boy]

I've got some photos on the way to me via email... :eek:


text or call me ...no worries:p

[B.Huerta]

What up B. Call me Fri night we hit it up.....You dissapeared Sat night quick, Where the Fu-K you go?:confused: :confused:

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

I Am Truely Sorry Brian I Ran Into A Lady With Low-selfesteem And She Needed Me More So I Went Home With Her!

[Kanklekiller]

How'd you explain to her you're a Unic, due to a strange cage fighting accident?

[Hit Boy]

I respect anyone that steps in the cage with PINK shorts!!!

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Pink Is The New Black!

[dizzle]

dude you got hit square in the stomache the last time... the one where you went out and quit fighting..... at least that is what the tape shows.......

[Kanklekiller]

dizzle,

Check where the shin was, (looked to me that it was cross ways, from one side of the LOW stomach area coming from the opposite side of the body) and if the knee caught testes on the way up... The top of the knee appeared to be above the testes on full impact, but the low front of the knee/upper shin was right on the lil guys. (Chris's ex girly said they are tiny lil suckers, hard as all hell to hit, but she swears they are in there somewhere, she also said they are so small he can turn his scrotum into an elephant ear and flap it)
Generally, I try to observe a rule that prevents me from doubting the pain of anothers testicles, even tiny lil ones.

He is still pre-op, so his transexual-to-be parts are still in tact...

Dizzle,
In all honesty, are you assoaciated, friends of, or training with the scrotum sharp shooter?

No shit talk, just curious for perspective reasons.

[Hit Boy]

KK,

you must have a masters degree to structure a comment with such elegance..i am lovin it..lol

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Thank You Kk And Anybody That Watches The Tape Can See I Am Owning This Guy Why Would I Want An Easy Way Out Hell I Want To Make Money! I Am A Fighter Second To The Fact I Am An Entainer For You Guys To Enjoy!

[Hit Boy]

I have to agree with Chris on this one...after watching the fight the first time, it was obvious that the first nut shot did the most damage, anything after that only made it worse. kind of like a delayed reaction. the pain from getting hit in the nuts effect not only your nuts but your nuts start to schrivel up, causing them to want to run and hide into your stomach looking for shelter. I agree that chris was winning the fight only by the longest hair on his schriveled n#-+&.ts. like i said before i think this was the most evenly matched fight of the night, i had chris wining.

Chris you and i are entertainers bro, from the pink shorts to the mexican wrestlng masks. we both open ourselves up to be judged. but you got to love it.....i wish more fighters logged on. i think the fans deserve to here from the fighters as much as possible.

[slap]

from what i remember of the fight(i was a little tipsy at this point in the evening) the little Seabiscuit looking guy was winning the fight, or atleast even. even though he looked like a pocket protecting geek, i honestly thought at worst, the fight was close to even before the bullseye shot! im not gonna comment on if it did hit the jackpot, because i couldnt tell from where i was and there were no replays, but just as far as the fight was going, i dont think either guy was dominating. that kid actually looked pretty damn strong for a skinny guy. i dont mean this as disrespect to Chris, cuz ive actually enjoyed the few fights ive seen of his, and im sure next time he steps in there we will see a monster. again, all just my opinion.

[Ruger]

Rematch!!!!!

[jluchau]

Rematch!!!!!

I like that sound of that!!!!!!

[dizzle]

i think that chris got rocked and looked way to sucked up.... when he got in the ring... and that kid was faster and had him on the run I think the hit was just close enough to quit.... just my side... just my thought

[Kanklekiller]

just your budy on the other side of the cage?

Hey, I train with Chris (here and there) and I'm friends with him. I won't try to hid it.

How about you and the Sharpshooter?

[Hit Boy]

someones fishin......

[Kanklekiller]

Oh ya, there's a few lines in the water....

[dizzle]

what are you talking about? sharpshooter?

[Kanklekiller]

Anybody that hit Botelho's lil marbles must have been a sharp shooter.

[Hit Boy]

now me personaly. i have never seeeen or even come close to chris s "little marbels" but to hit some one in the sack as many times as he did without herb able to see it..he must have been a well trained..well oiled machine..or even "a high speed... low drag... super duper paratrooper"....we all seen it and we were not as close as her was?? what was e looking @

[Kanklekiller]

His new name "Smok'in Herb Dean.

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

As For Being A Sharpshooter Rooker Then Youre Girlfriend Must Be On The All-army Shooting Team For As Many Times As She Has Found My Hairy Bean-bag!

[Kanklekiller]

Oh, you get away with having a hair bean bag and I get put on noocky ban if I go more than a week without shaving my scrotum! I'm so pissed I gotta shave and you get away with having fur balls! The nerve of her!

[Kanklekiller]

Just read your signature line, conceeded muthrf**kr!
It should read:
CB: President and only member of the CB fan club, my own biggest fan!

(Now I know why that crazy chic in Reedley coped a squat on you favorite sweater two christamases ago, she was tired or you shit, and decided to give a little back, my favorite part was her using the sleeve wipe her whiper snapper dry afterwards before she staggered back into bed)

[Ruger]

Jon,

Use Nair, you don't get itchy balls in a few dayz, or worse, ingrowns. Just don't leave it on to long or that shizt will burn the wrinkles off your stuff and puff them up like ballons!!!
:mad: :mad:
^^^^
No Be Happy

[Kanklekiller]

But never, EVER, put Ice e Hot on them!!! Trust me!

[slap]

the thread started nice, but all down hill at this point

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Its Nice To Have A Whole Topic Talking About My Nuts Even Though Its Mostly Rooker All Infatuated With Them!

[soccergurlmeg11]

Jon,

Use Nair, you don't get itchy balls in a few dayz, or worse, ingrowns. Just don't leave it on to long or that shizt will burn the wrinkles off your stuff and puff them up like ballons!!!
:mad: :mad:
^^^^
No Be Happy

Funniest. Shit. Ever. :D

---Meg

[el_chingon559]

So whos next for Botelho??? whats up with hitboy claiming he can beat u. i believe i was something in regards to being being able to beat any of the guys ento beat of course he did add that u would be the toughest.

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Whats Next For Me The Only Men Who Know That Is Christian And That Little Asian Man They Call Jasper That Manages My Carreer But I Know It Will Be A Good One. As For Hit Boy I Can See Where Is Coming From If You Dont Believe In Youre Own Skills Nobody Else Will But All In All He Is A Respectful Dude And A Veteran Of The Armed Forces As To Am I.

[el_chingon559]

well said. i heard that dude Jasper is pretty serious. he's the guy in charge of mike too right. who else is training with u guys right now?

[CHRISMUTHAFUCKINBOTELHO]

Its Mike, Billy E., Bubba, Koshcheck When He Is In Fresno And I. We Also Got Some Really Good Muaythai Fighters Too.

[el_chingon559]

thats cool. so hows koshcheck looking for his upcoming fight?