Kanklekiller
10-02-2007, 02:55 PM
I noticed Christian put together a lineup of Rock bands to play in Rocktober Fest at the Palace. Although I quit listening to music...well, back when these guys were still popular I duly noted the presence of "Quiet Riot" on the card, and chuckled.
They were the shit back in the day...
Now, when I think of Quiet Riot, I look at their heavily made up faces, receeding hari lines, and decayig corpses and think of a Coup De Ta at an old folks home. ("We're not gonna take it"...refers to their meds). That's the Quiet Riot I picture these days, but props to their old asses for dragging themselves out of their lark perosnal mobility devices, turning off the hearing aids, as not to interfere with the digital acoustics, and lip sync-ing their way thru an oncore performance in their twilight years. Bet their grandkids are embarrased!
WTF does this have to do with anything? I will explain:
If your a sickfuck who like to bang the ass end out of slutty fourty-ish chicks with feathered hair, Thongs (as in the things you wear on your feet), heavy eye make-up, and smell slightly like herbal products (that they probably got from their kids at this poin) Rocktober fest is the place to be, because they will be out in force! Oh, if thongs got you thinking about panties, step back Jack, becasause these chicks are from the Neandertal days of sex, where Grandma Panties and Big Bushes ruled the earth, Maxi pads hadn't gave way to tampons, and the bannana boobs have lost the battle to gravity.
Have fun Ho-Slayers, this Buds for you!
They were the shit back in the day...
Now, when I think of Quiet Riot, I look at their heavily made up faces, receeding hari lines, and decayig corpses and think of a Coup De Ta at an old folks home. ("We're not gonna take it"...refers to their meds). That's the Quiet Riot I picture these days, but props to their old asses for dragging themselves out of their lark perosnal mobility devices, turning off the hearing aids, as not to interfere with the digital acoustics, and lip sync-ing their way thru an oncore performance in their twilight years. Bet their grandkids are embarrased!
WTF does this have to do with anything? I will explain:
If your a sickfuck who like to bang the ass end out of slutty fourty-ish chicks with feathered hair, Thongs (as in the things you wear on your feet), heavy eye make-up, and smell slightly like herbal products (that they probably got from their kids at this poin) Rocktober fest is the place to be, because they will be out in force! Oh, if thongs got you thinking about panties, step back Jack, becasause these chicks are from the Neandertal days of sex, where Grandma Panties and Big Bushes ruled the earth, Maxi pads hadn't gave way to tampons, and the bannana boobs have lost the battle to gravity.
Have fun Ho-Slayers, this Buds for you!