Kanklekiller
03-14-2007, 07:43 PM
I was actually looking at the picture on the homepage, eventually I was able to gain some psychic insight into the individuals pictured.
HERB DEAN's Thoughts: I'm high as Fu**? Damm the grow the good shit out here in the valley! Man, that tall white fool is dumb, hasn't he seen Butterbean on TV? He's gonna get knocked the f*** out. He is as dumb as he looks. * Pauses, ponders if the tall guy is actuall the actor off of THE HILLS HAVE EYES* I ain't getting in there, the people wanna see a KO, and I'll let them. I'll just chill back here away from their fat asses don't trip and land on me. Damm they're fat. Wonder if the Tall Guy has ever trained? Na.
Why is he trying to take the fight to Butterbean? He's gonna...oh, yep, that looks like it hurt, he ain't getting up...guess I'll go count...Ouch! Johny Knoxvilled did better than that.
BUTTERBEANS THOUGHTS: Damm this guy is trying to stand toe-to-toe with me? *He looks like the giant mutant off of Hills have eyes* He aint gotta clue that I'm gonna crack him in jaw harder Priest on Viagra in a orphanage. Come'on, keep charging in Jethro, It's commin. There it is, KRACK, right in the Jaw, Down goes giant sacrificial Okie'. Off to the buffet.
Giant Mutant Okie: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. (Actually pictures his name in lights, hand being held up in victory, and taking his $500 payday eating at a buffet, and going on a shopping spree at Walmart....
Wakes up, sees the ceiling...dreams crushed> Thinks about trying out for THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 and 3. Next, ponders dropping wife off at truck stop to make up the difference in payday between winning/losing. I mean, everyone can't get a million dollars for a night with their wife, but he might be able to get $20 .. 50,000 times?
HERB DEAN's Thoughts: I'm high as Fu**? Damm the grow the good shit out here in the valley! Man, that tall white fool is dumb, hasn't he seen Butterbean on TV? He's gonna get knocked the f*** out. He is as dumb as he looks. * Pauses, ponders if the tall guy is actuall the actor off of THE HILLS HAVE EYES* I ain't getting in there, the people wanna see a KO, and I'll let them. I'll just chill back here away from their fat asses don't trip and land on me. Damm they're fat. Wonder if the Tall Guy has ever trained? Na.
Why is he trying to take the fight to Butterbean? He's gonna...oh, yep, that looks like it hurt, he ain't getting up...guess I'll go count...Ouch! Johny Knoxvilled did better than that.
BUTTERBEANS THOUGHTS: Damm this guy is trying to stand toe-to-toe with me? *He looks like the giant mutant off of Hills have eyes* He aint gotta clue that I'm gonna crack him in jaw harder Priest on Viagra in a orphanage. Come'on, keep charging in Jethro, It's commin. There it is, KRACK, right in the Jaw, Down goes giant sacrificial Okie'. Off to the buffet.
Giant Mutant Okie: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. (Actually pictures his name in lights, hand being held up in victory, and taking his $500 payday eating at a buffet, and going on a shopping spree at Walmart....
Wakes up, sees the ceiling...dreams crushed> Thinks about trying out for THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 and 3. Next, ponders dropping wife off at truck stop to make up the difference in payday between winning/losing. I mean, everyone can't get a million dollars for a night with their wife, but he might be able to get $20 .. 50,000 times?